your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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