David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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