omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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