We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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