her vagine was all disorganized.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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