It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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