"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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