make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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