Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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