Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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