Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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