judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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