She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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