that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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