how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
