I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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