I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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