No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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