Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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