i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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