fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
another moral hangover. fuck.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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