i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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