i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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