I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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