using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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