As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
