question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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