i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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