I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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