Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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