quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i believe in u and ur pee
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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