Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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