I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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