so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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