i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
