Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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