Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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