Duck Duck Cougar?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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