Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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