Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
ttyl tear gas
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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