Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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