Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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