My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's like iHOP with fire
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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