No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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