office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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