I don't remember. Are we still dating?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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