We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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