what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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