Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So drunk its hurt
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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