found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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