but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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