Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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