just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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be right there i have to get my cape
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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