Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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