My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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