i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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