allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Randomize