everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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